My mother sent me a care package. It contained hot sauce and deodorant. No note. Thanks mahhhm (literally, thanks. They don’t have real deodorant here and there is a serious deficit of hot sauce as well. Job well done.) I learned on Kylie Atwood’s blog that flamingos are pink because of all the shrimp they eat… is my hot sauce addiction going to turn me into a ginger!? This is a legitimate fear I have.
Ali showed me her passport picture today. Apparently they ran out of ink when they were printing it and she looks like an albino ghost person, so she took the liberty of cutting out a new picture of herself and pasting it in. Like… they have a word for that Ali. And that word is treason.
Things that suck:
1)They only provided us with one sheet here and I am too impoverished to buy a new one, and I just spilled coffee on my bed. FML.
That is actually the only thing I can think of that sucks right now. Today is a good day.
Here are some casual things I have casually seen recently:
Casually blowing up a blow-up doll at a bar.
Casually sporting a casual kilt while giving directions.
Casual Adult Conceptions, conveniently located next to campus book store.
Really cute guy, but the plunging v-neck is getting dangerously casual.
Casual roof cat.
Annie can't handle bitch seat in cab. Not casual.
Oh, I thought of another thing that sucks. We had another fire alarm last night at 4am. I was very tired and casually walked into a wall and now have a casual goose egg on my head. Hope didn't even get out of bed for it. Boy who cried wolf, right there.
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