Mafia.

So we went to Rome this past weekend. I literally thought every single man I met was in the mafia. Like I was constantly really nervous and pretty much said outright a few times I HATE THE POLICE AND HAVE NO AFFILIATION WITH THEM, I SUPPORT ORGANIZED CRIME and it wasn’t until the last day that I realized no, every man is not in the mafia, they’re all just Italians. Waddup, racial profiling. I have been watching too much Sopranos.

Another thing I noticed in Rome is that whenever we took the bus, it was always like, 2/3 full of little old ladies. Like, where are you ladies GOING? I’m going to go ahead and assume you’re all headed to a Sit and Be Fit Yoga class, because that’s the only place my grandma goes.

On our last day in Rome it was POURING and FREEZING out, so we got drunk outside of the pantheon. I love being 20 in Europe. No parents. It all seemed like a good idea until I got yelled at by a police man for sticking my feet in the Trevi fountain. Like, THERE’S NOT A SIGN THAT SAYS NOT TO STICK YOUR FEET IN THE TREVI FOUNTAIN SO THERE ARE NO GROUNDS FOR DISCIPLINE HERE (and/or if there is a sign I didn’t see it so ITS NOT BIG ENOUGH.) Oops. When in Rome.

On the flight home, Annie and Lena and I all got seats together, leaving Hope to sit next to a smelly giant. Like… oops sorry. The smelly man then proceeded to order every single smelly food a smelly man could possibly order on a plane. He started with the meaty chili, and then got himself some onion potato skins… LIKE ARE YOU DOING THIS ON PURPOSE? Couldn’t the flight attendant cut everyone a break and just tell the smelly giant that sorry, we are fresh out of the aged Gouda and tuna squish sandwich? Disrespectful.

Something that we thought of the other day is some foods are just sneaky good, so why had nobody coined that phrase yet?  Midnight donuts? Sneaky good. Ice cream right out of the carton? Sneaky good. Lena’s homemade granola when she’s not in the kitchen to see me take it? Sneaky good.

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