Contemplative

Literally nothing new has happened in my life, but Maggie Carter is bored at law school and Hope took her photo converter back to the states with her so I can’t make a new facebook album, so here I am.

Here are some things:

1)    I finished the Sopranos and for a few days my life had no purpose, but now I have started watching Oz. Conclusion: prison is really sucky and rapey. Something that makes me laugh is thinking about people who I know being in Oz. Mostly everyone I know would be turned into someone’s bitch, I think. Apparently that’s what happens to college-educated people who land in prison.

2)    I was supposed to go to Paris and our flight was cancelled because it snowed like 2 weeks ago. WTF.

3)    I drank fire punch and it was disgusting. It literally tasted like drinking horrible poison fire. Whose dumb idea was that to make that.

4)    I decided I want to have a Christmas party when I get home but then I counted my friends and I only have seven and one can’t even come, so it’s going to be more of an intimate Christmas gathering. I think Jesus would have liked that. YOU’RE ALL INVITED!*

5)    I recently got an email from a potential employer that says “how about we meet for drinks and we can talk about what type of work you would do here.” Like… does he KNOW I can’t legally drink? What is the PROTOCOL here? Do I brink a fayke** ID? My fayke ID says I am 30 and that I can't drive past 11pm because the pervious owner of said ID may or may not have had one too many DUI's. What if there’s a shakedown? I’ve been watching too much Oz.

6)    I’m almost out of toilet paper. The next ten days are going to be interesting.

7)    I wonder if it will be hard to transition back home. The term “chips and cheese” just rolls off the tongue so easily, what if I accidentally faux pas myself and end up with a pile of cheddar and frito lays? I’m neuuuurvous.

8)    My flight home leaves at 3 and gets in at 4:30. TwiLiGhT Z0nE!!!

9)    What am I going to do with my festive thanksgiving turkey made of pinecones? I can’t take him home with me, but I can’t just LEAVE him here to be eaten by vultures. Something to ponder.

10) Laundry detergent here comes in tiny little pods and I am going to have like 6 left and I can’t WAIT to squeeze them and step on them and make a big mess! WHO’S THE BANSHEE NOW!?!

*invite is contingent upon the fact that you bring some sort of delicious holiday treat, and that you’re not my mahm, or someone with a communicable disease.
**irony of faykely spelling fayke